Dear Potential servant of chaos,
Being evil isnāt always easy⦠But boy it is so much more fun than being a good guy!
Having someone witty like you on my team could be useful during these not so dark times.
Everything in Darkestville was fine and dandy: I was tormenting the town people, the town people were being tormented⦠It was a fair deal! Who could complain? Not me, thatās for sure!
ā¦until that moron, Dan Teapot, hired a group of professional demon hunters to banish me! I donāt even know why he has a grudge against me. Maybe I burnt his house a couple of times, but I only did it because it was hilarious!
Anyway.
Help me in this adventure to best my foes and letās make evil reign Darkestville once more!
Also by purchasing this game you are helping a noble cause, part of your money will be used to enslave mankind⦠I mean⦠to clean the seas from pollution, create a sanctuary for the only Endangered Invisible Flamingo on this planet and other kind of noble sounding lies.
Sincerely Evil,
Cid
P.S. So youāre trembling with fear already, arenāt you? Thatās the spirit! Because this game is not only TERRIBLY interesting but also TERRIBLY funny! If you ever enjoyed Tim Schaferās classic adventure games and are fond of the Time Burtonās black humor, weāre about to go along with you as these two Tims are my bros.
Sure I wouldnāt be Cid if I didnāt add a couple of dozens of the cunning puzzles so donāt you wait a cakewalk. They say it takes seven hours to complete this game⦠Well letās see if you can do it! I trust you can though ā my incredible charm and fascinating sense of style are more than enough to overcome any challenge!
P.P.S. While you were reading this, someone just rang the doorbell of my castle and left a box with an āINDIE PRIZE - Best Game Narrativeā tag on it. Well⦠just another acknowledgment of my incomparable awesomeness!
Minimum Requirements
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Windows
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OS: Windows 7 / 8 / 8.1 / 10
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Processor: 2.5 GHz (Single Core) or 2 GHz (Dual Core)
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Memory: 2 GB RAM
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Graphics: DirectX 9.0 compatible
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DirectX: Version 9.0
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Storage: 1.5 GB available space
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MacOS
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OS: Lion 10.7.X
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Processor: Lion 10.7.X
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Memory: 2 GB RAM
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Graphics: ATI Radeon HD 4850, NVIDIA GeForce GT 120, Intel HD 3000, or equivalent card with at least 512 MB VRAM
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Storage: 1.5 GB available space
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Linux
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OS: Ubuntu 18.04 LTS
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Processor: 2.5 GHz (Single Core) or 2 GHz (Dual Core)
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Memory: 2 GB RAM
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Graphics: DirectX 9.0 compatible
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Storage: 2 GB available space
Recommended Requirements
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